The answer is SIMPLE! Visit
“Let’s face it we all know someone that has lied, cheated, betrayed, made fun of or messed with our lives.
For these unique individuals there’s really one word … and only one word … that describes them.
Yes. Most of us have encountered a dick or two in our lives (or if we’re lucky a few more).
- the dick who lied to you
- the dick who cheated on you
- the dick in the office who thinks he knows everything
- a best friend that’s a total dick
- the dick who thinks he is always right
- the dick who pissed you off
- the dick in the office who is a brown noser …
So at Woody’s Box, we don’t send flowers, we send anonymous gummy baby or other kind of DICK candy in a box … to the people that have managed to earn that title of DICK in your life, screw you over or treat you like shit or to whom you think it would be funny to send a dick.
OK so we are are a little sarcastic … but lets face it, there are certain people that have earned the right – or is it a privilege? – to receive a dick in the mail!
How’s it work?
1. Select the gift for your target
2. We will process your order and send it
3. The package will contain your selection and an anonymous message that we can personalize for you. Your identity will be anonymous. The only item in the package aside from the treat is a short message.
- Eat these dicks
- Bite these
- Enjoy sucking on these dicks
That’s it. A sweet and simple conveyance of feelings. Let’s face it, it’s a start. You’ll get it off your chest … you will feel better. They’ll have know idea who sent it.”
They have a VARIETY of dicks to choose from!
PLACE YOUR ORDERS TODAY!